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Hey everyone knows the story about shrek. That shrek met an idiotic donkey and he met fionna and they get their lovey dovey marriage. Do you know the real story? The one where shrek is nice and we have a geeky donkey. You probally don't know about. IF you want to scroll down and read.

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Chapter 1 Shrek comes out of his house with a fertilizer and some mulch. He starts planting his flowers and the next day he finds out that his flower are dead. " Ah not again." " What am i supposed to do, I think it's this mulch from Swamp Depot." Then Shrek sees a Donkey walking by. The Donkey comes near Shrek. " Hi I see you can't..... grow plants." " well try this, trying putting a 1/2 cup of mulch, double the amount of fertilizer and get more sun." "Because C squared times negative 54 + the area of fertilizer divided by the mulch to the power of flowers = a Healthy Flower." " Good for you, you nerdy mutant." Shrek continues to plant his flowers and still kills his flowers and he still blames it on the mulch from Swamp Depot. One day Shrek is on his way to Swampermarket to get some dirtytables and some grista. On his way he sees a short king who comes up to him and says " I want to tell you a secret, there is a beautiful women in a faraway castle I want you to bring her to me and you will get anything in reward." " Even flowers." "Yes!"

Chapter 2 Then Shrek was on his way to the faraway castle when he entered it he saw the nerdy mutant donkey. He wanted to tag along so he did. Shrek found the princess she was really pretty ugly. Shrek and the "nerdy mutant " On their way out of the castle they met up with a very yellow unexpected guest. It was a yellow dragon. " oh no well if he is 20 feet and we are 5 feet i think I should use Pythageoram's theory." " Just shut up and run you dork." They ran all through out the castle and finally got rid of the dragon. They got out and Shrek found out that the princesses name was Ziona but she was ugly. Shrek couldn't believe he was doing this and really thought he wouldn't get his flowers. He was really annoyed with the princess and the donkey and that he probally won't get his flowers. Shrek said " Swamp it!" I can get it from Swamp Depot.

Chapter 3 The walk to the castle was pretty long so they needed to find a place to live. Ziona found some tree bark and made into a comfortable house. Donkey used his nerdiness to help Ziona to make the house. Shrek found some fish in a near by river and told donkey to go find some wood. So they had their food and they ate and they slept. Shrek did not enjoy the sleep because he had to sleep next to the ugly Ziona and her horendrous smell also he snuggled up with donkey who was up all night trying to find the square root of 34,520,943,304,711,134,240 and that obviously took quite a while. They woke up and continued on their journey. Now suprisngly, Shrek started to like Ziona I know it is suprising but they started to feel a conection and they started to feel close and they liked each other. They got near an empty house which was near Shrek house and Ziona wanted to go inside the empty house so she did and Shrek went into his house while donkey went into his creepy house. The next morning the threesome decided that Ziona should goto meet and marry the king tommorrow. When that was decided you can see the sadness on Shrek's face.

Chapter 4 The next morning Ziona got dressed up from the clothes that Shrek bought for her in Swamp Clean & Beyond. You can see a big difference in how Shrek approchaces everything. He is sad he dosen't want to hang out with anyone especially donkey. On the wedding day donkey came over to Shrek's place and told him. " Hey Shrek, you know that you can watch the wedding." Shrek's eyes lit up " Really!" He replied. So Shrek and donkey both ran to the castle and Shrek barged in the wedding ceremony and said I don't feel shorty should marry Ziona. Then the short king and Shrek started to fight and you can probally guess who won. If you don't, let's look at the facts. Shrek suprinsgly likes Ziona and he has the strength advantage and the obviously the height advantage. The Short king just wants to get married and he can't lift up a pencil and he is 2 feet and 4 inches. Now tell me, who do you think won. It was Shrek so he and Ziona had a happily ever after and they had a lovely life.

Chapter 5 Shrek and Ziona may be living happy lives but that dosen't mean that the story is over. Shrek and Ziona had to welcome in donkey unfortunately. But he was useful. He helped them built a new house from knowing the square of a triangle. Then Shrek got a call from his parents in Flower forever. Ziona didn't want to go but Shrek insisted. They still didn't go because Shrek's flower planting habitat caught on and he loves planting flowers. Then Ziona found this new game called Whack-a-short-king!!!!!!!!!!! Donkey posted a lot of math work on Shrek's Sweempzer. They all enjoyed their lives and Shrek's parents are still wondering when the new couple is going to come. So that is the real story of Shrek if you don't like the real story, you've got a problem.