Mike+Mood

**//__SHREK__//**

Have you ever seen the movie “Shrek?” If you have then you saw the wrong movie. If you haven’t than good, I will tell you the right story. Well really Shrek was a serial killer. He killed everyone in his sight except for donkey, Fiona, ginger bread man,pinocchio and puss. All of them were his body guards. All of his body guards come into battle with armor and a bullet proof vest on. So when the army comes after them they wont die from the bullets if they shoot them in the chest. Shrek and them are all in hiding from the cops,the army and the military. One day they decide to head out to capture the king of their town. They want to kidnapp there king of the town because they want to get money for his weding.

They want to think of a plan before they get to the palace, so they do not waist time. So Shrek tells the plan they will be doing. "I will go right for the king by hopping the gigantic wall with the help of donkey. Then I will body slam the front gate to open it. I will be the first one to see the money if I succseed. Then donkey will try to find a way around the wall, like finding a hole. Or you could just dig a whole under the wall by yourself. Lastly puss, panochio and gingerbread man will go together trying to defuse any alarms and trying to hack in to the king's access system." "What about me, what am I going to do, said fiona?" "Your going to stay here, said Shrek. " But......." " No Buts, your staying here, ordered Shrek.

So before they go to the palace they have to find a way to get there. Also find a map of some sort that tells them how to get there. They have a friend that lives on the other side of the town that knows everything about the history of the palace and even the knowledge about the palace today! So Shrek and all of his body guards head out to their friend Pato's house for the directions. Shrek met Pato along time ago when Shrek was on a different quest to a different place. He found him in the woods and Pato told him where to go. Now Pato and him are really good friends.

Once they get to Pato's house they ask him about the palace."Do you know how to get to the great palace, questioned Shrek?" "I am sure I know how to get there. Let me go check,stay here,said Pato.......... Ahhhh here it is,said pato. "Gimmie that now, demanded Shrek." BAAAMMMMMM!!!!!! Goes the gun. Shrek killed Pato and took the directions. "Nice shot, I think that was the best shot you ever did, shouted Donkey. "These cops these days are never going to catch us, screamed gingerbread man at the top of his lungs.(which is not very loud since he is very small)."

"Now on our way out to the Great castle,cheered Shrek." Once they go outside from the house, they are surrounded by atleast ten cops with armed pistols and a knife to stab anyone that gets close to them. Shrek says " OH CRAP!!! Then 5 Seconds later Shrek screams ATTACK!!! Every one with Shrek including him attack at the cops. Shrek yells "your never going to catch us so just quit before I kill you!!! "NO we will capture all of you and send you to jail. Sherk attacks all of them and 10 minutes later there is 10 cops laying on the floor dead with a bloody scene.

"Ok now we are on are way to the palace. I hope we dont have any other trouble on our way to the palace, said Shrek." "Yeah because we will just kick their butts any way, murmured puss." "Enough talking, we dont want to be found. On their way to the palace they did not have to much trouble. The only sort of trouble was that Gingerbread man kept getting stuck in leaves and tripping in pot holes. Also Puss got into a fight with birds along the way, since he is a cat. Shrek and Donkey both got tired of walking so they stopped for a little. They all started to walk again once they heard someones voice speak, because they didnt want any more trouble with anything or anyone.

"Finally we are here at the palace, Shrek screams in relief." "Yaayyy screams everyone." "Now everyone take the positions I told you to do early today." "So Puss, gingerbread man, and pinocchio go try to defuse any alarms and hack into the King's access system. Donkey is going to try to find away around the wall or dig a hole to try to find a trap door to get in faster. Lastly I will hop the wall and body slam the front gate. On 3 we head out. 1...2...3...GO!!. They all head out to their positions so first were going to see Shrek. "Hey Donkey, come here, said Shrek. Help me get a boost up on the wall." "OK ready, 1..2..3." "Thanks, now go find an opening around or under the wall. Now all I have to do is get down and run into the wall hard, said Shrek talking to him self. "Ahhhhh" said Shrek running into the door. The door doesn't budge. He trys again "Ahhhhh", the door moves slightly. By the trird time the door opens and he quitely walks into the palace. Also by the third time the security people in the palace sees shrek hiiting the door. But right when the security wakes up from their nap their cameras shut off. They shut off by Gingerbread man, pinocchio, and puss's work by shutting off the cameras and alarms. So when Shrek went into the building the alarms went off for 5 seconds and then stopped to settle the security people.

Now donkey after all this time finds a way under the wall and gets through it fine. On the other side of the wall he finds the back entrence to the palace. Donkey goes in it and finds Shrek tip toeing arond trying to find the king. Donkey and Shrek fall into a trap door. Shrek and Donkey both yell "help, help, help." BAMMMMMM... they hit the ground and find Puss, gingerbread man, and pinocchio in the control room with 2 security guards dead on the ground. They turn the cameras back on to find where the king is. "Shrek yells yessssss the king is right below us let's go."

"AHHHH haaaa the king is right in that room let's go. Shrek knocks down the door and finds the king on his thrown. "Go get him and bring him to me now, demanding to donkey and pinocchio. Give me $1,000,000 now or I will shoot you." " NOOOOO wait." " I'm not waiting, I have waited long enough, said Shrek." "Okkk here is a million dollars,said the king." BAAAMMMMMM!!! "Shrek shoots the king. They all leave with a smile on their face.

When Shrek arrives back at home she asks Fiona to marry her and they have a happy wedding. Fiona never finds out how Shrek actualy got the money. But either way she is happy that they are married.

Now you know the real story of Shrek. So you could tell everyone you want. Shrek is really a selfish ogre that wants everything. If he doesnt have what he wants he kills people untill he gets what he wants. THE END!!!!!