Tyler+Mood

Introduction

Many of you think I the wolf attacked the three little pigs, but I had my reasons. Many know this tale as the wolf attacking the poor pigs. But I'm here to tell you the truth yes the real tale of what really happened. Many of you think that I attacked them first. Yeah right! That as true as the fact that they can fly. If you want to learn the truth read on, but be warned this tale may include craziness, wacky ideas, and silly comments.

The Beginning

It was an ordinary day, I woke up around 3:00 pm a little early then usual. I was fixing my breakfast when the mail came. But it was different today, three little pigs had delivered my mail. They walked up to my door nervously but told them not to be afraid, but as they were about to give me my mail, my stomach growled louder then it had ever before. The pigs had gotten startled and ran off, so I went after them to fix things up. That’s when things got interesting. It was about 1:00 am when I had gotten home, but when I got back to my house it was completely destroyed, except for my security camera strangely, so I turned it on and watched.

The Vandalism

It was 5:24 pm when the pigs came back. But then the first pig Benny took a baseball bat from my backyard and maliciously broke down my door, as I watched in terror. BANG!!!! He broke down my door and went inside. Next the second pig named Matt grad a can of spray paint from my closet and started spraying thing all across my house saying PIGS RULE, WE ARE NOT LUNCH, and YOUR BREATH STINKS TAKE A MINT, looking at that made me cry. But the last pig Donald was the most evil of them all. He grab a huge hammer and started swinging it around and around breaking everything in his path.

The Demolishing

Then all the pigs said "This is tiring, we need to find some other way to destroy the house". So they came back around 7:53 with loads of hay stacks, giant logs, and piles of bricks, they also had a catapult. Benny the one with hay, loaded the hay stacks on the catapult. Whoosh!! The hay went flying in the. The sound of broken glass filled the air as almost everything that was glass, in my house, broke. Next Matt the one with the logs, loaded the catapult with his logs. Whoosh!! The logs went flying and the sound of demolished wood filled the air. The logs ripped right through the house and knocked down a level off the house. The last one Donald the one with the bricks, loaded a bag with all his bricks and placed it on the catapult. Whoosh the bricks flew through the air and knocked down the whole house. For those who know what a bomb sound likes this was 10 times worse. My whole house destroyed I was completely shocked in horror. My house went down around 12:34

The flying of hay.

I went strait to the pigs house around 9:00 in the morning. I went to Benny’s house ready to scream. When I got to the front of his hay house he opened the door. Before I could speak he screamed like a maniac and ruddly slammed the door in my face. I was so furious smoke could have come out my ears. I banged on door yelling "Little pig. Little pig let me in, or I’ll......uhh.....uhhh". I was about to sneeze and I had no idea what the pig heard. Ahhhchuwww!!! "Whoosh" hay went flying through the air. It looked a lot Christmas at the time. I was so ashamed and sorry even though I thought he deserved it I was still sorry. He screamed in terror once more and ran for Matt’s house and ran after him.

Sticks in air

Then I arrived at Matt's house that was made of bricks. were no was to be found. I thought that no was home until I heard someone whispering. I went up to the door and realized that it was the two pigs. I banged on the door and started yelling " Little pig, little pig please, let me in, please, please, please". Then disaster struck, yep you guessed it I sneezed. Sticks flew in the air left and right, but unlike the pleasant hay the sticks hard, raged surface hit us. I was going to explain, but the two pigs already started running for Donald's house screaming in terror. Once again I ran after the pigs not thinking of how they attacked me, but what I did to them.

The hit and screams

Finally we arived at Donald's house and you know what his house was made of, yes bricks. But unlike last time the pigs had just ran in the house. But before I even got up to the door. WACK!!! A huge book just hit me in the head and knocked me to the ground. Then I had realized that had been the three pigs, Benny to be exact. Considering all that I did to them I thought I deserved it. They started yelling at me saying "Go away","Get back, or will umm...or will call the cops. I pleaded with them "Little pig, little pigs let me explain, please let me in. But it didn't work, they still keep yelling at me to go. But then once again I had sneezed, but unlike last time I keep sneezing and sneezing until I passed out. When I woke up I was in a police heading to the police station with the pigs no where to be found.

In the office

Ok, now hear something you'll all love to hear. The truth is that whole time I was telling you this I was in the Forest Police Station, eplaining the same strory to the police. In the other room the detective Mr. Flipping and the head of police Mr.Keaneye was confirming what really happened. "Ok Mr.Wolf I think it is you are free to go" said Mr.Flipping."But befor you do, do you have any idea where the pigs may be they are under arrest"." I think they were heading to the top of the moutian". Said the wolf. "Ok people we have dangerous crimals on the loose, so lets get going people" said Mr.Keaneye." We might need you to wolf" said Mr.Flipping. "Are you in" "Im in, lets get going" sai the wolf.

The final battle

Finally we had arrived at the top of the moutain with the pigs no where to be found. "This was a waste of time" Said Mr.Keaneye. "Don count your chickens until the eggs hatch, look there's a foot print leading into the moutain" Said Mr.Flipping."Well how are we going to....wooohh".Crash!!! "Owww, I fell on a rock" said the wolf. Whoosh. A secret door had open and we saw the three little pigs holding fake misile, hiting a scale model of the forest. "Your going to destroy the whole forest" said Mr.Keaneye! "Yes we are and there is no way to stop us" said the pigs. Then one by one the police charged the pigs, but saddly before they could even get close the all fell into a caged pit. "Now it just you and us wolf". "Bring it" In a instant we were at each others throuts, literally. Benny bit my left leg, Matt bit right arm and I sqeezed Donald. But when it seemed hopeless I sprung into action an pow I kicked Benny. Bang I had flung Matt to the wall and Donald was already out cold.

Happily ever after

Finally, I had freed the police from the cage. " Where are the pigs" said Keaneye "Don't worry I took care of them" said the wolf. Mr.Flipping looked shocked to see the pigs all tied up. Finally they were placed under arrest and I went on with my life. I got my house rebuilt by the police and Mr.Keaneye asked if wanted to be on the force but I declined and I lived happily ever after. Now you see that I didn't attack the pigs they attacked me. So you see I'm idicent. So the next time you read the fake story remeber what happened here. Ps disregared what happened to little red and her grandma.