Nic+Mood+Period+1

Everyday I am constantly used. I text, talk, and surf the web. What am I? A celluar phone of course! By the way, my owner's name is Daphny. She talks on the phone all night with her friend Emma about a really cute boy at school named Jeff. He is why I am planning to take over the world. I am going to annihilate every guy in the entire world, because I want all the girls to myself! I know, I'm the most selfish guy in the world...whatever. Talk to the dial tone. My planning started when I was a new little phone with my new battery, I fell in love with Daphny the minute I her, and ever since she keeps talking about Jeff my heart keeps sinking lower and lower like the titanic in the Atlantic Ocean. I would never admit to her that I am falling head over heel in love with her...well, the problem is that I can't talk at all, but I can show how I feel whenever I delete her text messages, or shut off automatically. Inside my mind I am try to build a secret ray that makes any boy in the entire world whenever it is plugged into an outlet. So now, since I have a plan to make the boys evaporate into thin air, I might as well have a ray to make every girl in the entire world fall in love with me. But the next time I see Jeff, I will have new programming. Tomorrow, is my upgrade and I am getting a special chip from my friend Tatty that enables me to talk and to de o any other human feature. So, for now I have to wait, and wait until Daphny takes me to Verizon at 5:30 p.m. tomorrowright before dinnerthen I can finally make Daphny mine! OK, so in five minutes I am going to the store where Tatty is hiding in the storage room, and since I know Daphny she will have to go into the room because it says "KEEP OUT!" and that is where I get the chip. On my way to the store she was texting Emma about Jeff and his hair...which was a total nightmare. We got to the store and when the family was waiting to be called they sat down. Daphny told her parents she was going to the bathroom, but she was going into the storage room in the back of the store. Tatty was by the door with the chip, it was directly under the door. Now, if I could just throw myself out of her pocket and on the chip I could take over the world! She walked in, and I was so tired that I actually fell asleep in her pocket and by the time I was awake, she was walking toward the exit of the room. This is my 1 and only chance for the next two years, I threw myself with such emotion that I almost teared on my way the the ground. But just as I hit the ground she had stepped on me with her right foot, and stepped on the chip with her left foot. Now I really needed an upgrade. With, tnhe chip destroyed and my life almost taken with it, I still have to listen to what Daphny says about Jeff. But in two more years, the world WILL be mine, if Daphny doesn't get a new phone. For my next idea, I am going to be taking over the world, but take noone with me this time! Not even my mother phone or father phone, who helped raise me to be anti-liquid assiociated kind of phone I am today. Daphny and her family will not be spared, even when they took me into their home on the cold dark night when it was snowing...I still get the chills everytime I think about that horrible night, But they will NOT be spared. I am done with her...but for some reason I can't move on. I guess when I get that chip I am just going to have to thrust myself into the outlet and electricute myself until I feel this pain. Goodbye cruel word, I'm going to thrust myself out of her pocket in 3, I had just looked at the outlet, 2, I had a sudden rush of emotion that had 20 different kinds, and 1, I caught my last glimpse of Daphny's beatuiful face and I throught myself. ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!