Victor+Mood+Period+One

Hola seňor or seňora. If you are reading this you probably want the truth about Shrek, but if you want to stay with what you know about him put down this book immidiately. You think Shrek is a nice and heroic ouger, but you are wrong and if you keep reading this he will be after you too. So read on if you dare! Once upon a time, there was an ogre named Shrek. Everybody was frightened of him until he married princess Phiona and became a prince. Then, everybody loved him, except for me! Shrek, Donkey, Puss(me) bunch of other people/creatures were all loved and were heros in far far away. We saved far far away from being taken over by all the bad guys/creatures and run by prince Charming who may I add is evil, but quite handsome. After all of us saved far far away you would think we would all get the same amount of credit and all get celebrated right. Nope. Shrek took all of the credit and left all of us to rot, which pinocole actually did and all of us were forgotten, but I can't tell you this story from the middle so here it goes. I was in my office playing with a ball of yarn one day when suddenly he walked in. He had a huge bag/sack in his hand and his other hand was in a fist.