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Hello! im Peter Pan. Im Tink's best friend! I live with Tinker Bell! Me Tink and the boys live in Neverland together.You know Tinker Bell as a loving young fairy who likes to solve problems, and always likes to make new friends. If you think that, then your WRONG. She's a spoiled little fairy who has an attitude bigger than those huge wings, (wich she got tanned last night!) and likes to be evreyone's mother! If you want to know the REAL story of Tinker Bell, then stay tuned and don't stop reading! Here's how it goes.....=====

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 * CHAPTER 1** PETER! PETER PAN! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE! I scurried into the room just as she was painting her toes. Alright i'm here madam! I replied. Is my leatard in the washer? She askd with a stern look on her face. Umm..well sorry I replied. This is Neverland..we don't have a washer...im sorry! I said. Then make one you lazy kid! And get out from in front of the window! Youre blocking all of the sunlight that I need! Ugg!!!!!!! With all the complaining youre doing, my toes are ruined! She cried. Im complaining? Did you just say that IM complaining? Then with all of the money you have, Mrs.Rich, why dont you get your ears checked? Because obbiusly, their not working! Don't talk to me! Yelld Tinker Bell. I Ieft the room heart broken as Tinker Bell watched The Mainland's Next Top Model. **CHAPTER 2** As I went outside to take my place in controlling Neverland, and to go send the boys to play another prank on the evil Captain Hook, That spoiled brat Tinker Bell came outside. She flew to where all of the boys and I were making mudd pies and announced, Here yee, Here yee, who will buy new sun glasses for me?! We all ignored her and started to make the mudd pies into liitle squares to throw at captain Hook and his crew. I started to make them into little round spheres. I threw one at Tinker Bell! SCORE! I yelled. OMG! she yelled. My lawers will eat you alive! she said through mountins of wet mudd and earth worms. The boys and I laughed as we flew to the boat with mounds of mudd in our pouches. **CHAPTER 3** The gang and I approached the boat with mudd pies ready in hand. Skunk, (One of the boys) spotted captain Hook fidling with some ropes wich led to a stainless steel cage, wich was not suprisingly labeld PETER PAN with kindergarten handwriting! Just as I smirked, the beefy man eith suassage like fingers that was eating a chicken wing who was infron of us heard my smirk and looked down. He threw down one enourmas hand and grabbed me by the coler of my green shirt. He pulled me over the edge of the boat, and onto the deck. Then one of the boys aimed and threw a mudd pie at the beefy man who grabbed my shirt. He saw what was coming twords him and threw me to the door, with a surprising force, and ducked. Just as captain Hook turned around to see what all of the comotion was, the mudd pie smacked him in his long, knife like nose. The crew came out, knifes coming twords my face. All of us screamed like Tinker Bell when we accidently got mayo on her green Versace dress. **CHAPTER 4** Tinker Bell was in her room doing her 3 minute work out when she heard the faint distance scream. UGG!!!!! These annoying kids reallly need to get lives! I swear! Their ruining my fantastical life! She screamed. She put on her sun glasses, and her new green shoes with the puff balls on them. She also bought her make up mirror in case she sweated on her way to the boat, and lost one of the 6 coats of blush. She was giving her self a cucumber melon faical wich was on her face that was a green color, wich made her look like those aliens from the movie Planet 51. The sunglasses made her look like she had bugg eyes. Her pig tails made her look like she had antennas, and the string wich hung out of her back pocket from the make up mirror made her look like she had a tail. **CHAPTER 5** She flew to the boat. Oh no! She screamd. I lost a coat of blush! She sat on the edge of the boat, and opend her make up mirror. She opend it up backwards. The light reflected off of the mirror, and into Captain Hook's eyes, just as he was about to slauter Peter Pan with his knife. AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He screamd. He dropped the knife, wich landed on his shoe, and stabbed him. The sword stuck out and cut his foot. He went quitet and his eyes popped out like a bugg. AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He screamd. Woops! Thats not right! said Tinker Bell. She turned it around and got the sun in her eyes. She went blind, and started to scream. She tumbeld twords Captain Hook with her arms out. AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! She screamd. Captain Hook screamd at the sight of the ugly green beast with antennas and a tail came twords him. As soon as the light cleard up from her eyes, she was steemd up! OHHHH!!!! YOU LITTLE CAPTAIN HOOK! ARE YOU STEALING MY SERVANTS AGAIN? WHAT DID I TELL YOU? IF YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU HAD TO GIVE ME YOUR PARROT! NOW PASS IT OVER HONEY, OR YOU GET THE SHOE! Surprisingly, Captain Hook took the parrot off of his shoulder, and sort of scarily came twords Tinker Bell. He lookd up at Tinker Bell who crossed her arms over her chest. He walked twords Tinker Bell.She stuck out her hand. Captain Hook winced back with fear. OH QUIT BEING A BABY! IM NOT GANNA HURT YOU KID! Captain Hook broke out into a sweat, and started to cry. OMG! YOU MAKE THINGS SOOO COMPLICATED!!!!!!! She cried. She flew over to Captain Hook and snatched the bird from his shoulder. Please dont hurt me! Please dont hurt me! He started to sob. AS FOR YOU MR.PETER PAN, YOU ARE MARCHING HOME WITH ME, AND MAKING ME A NICE DINNER, WARMING A BATH FOR ME, AND LAY OUT MY CLOTHES ON MY BED FOR AFTER MY BATH. IRON THEM, CLEAN THE KITCHEN AND THE BATHROOM, REGROUT THE TILES, PAINT THE POOL PINK, VACUEM THE DRIVEWAY, AND GET THAT MEDICANE THAT WILL HELP ME LOOSE WEIGHT! Complaind Tinker Bell. Well why cant you do that Tink? Wined Peter Pan. Tinker Bell glared at him, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM MISTER? IM NOT CINDERELLA! I CANT DO EVREYTHING! Fine! Fine! Um theirs 1 more thing Tink..I said. What? she screamd. Uh well...can you get me and the boys out of this cage? Theirs no bathroom in here! Said 1 of the boys. Well..yes their is! said the younger boy with a smile. **CHAPTER** 6 **That after noon when we got home, boy were we in trouble! Tinker Bell was madder than mad, sh was furious! Notorious! If she was an madder, she would explode! The boys and I stood in the corner of her room as we said our prayers, and our last words to each other. Then when she came out of the bathroom, her face was red as a beet! She marched out of the bathroom and took some advil. That ouht to clear up the pain in my head! Groweld Tinker Bell. SO, WHOS IDEA WAS IT? Evreyone was quiet. It was so quiet, you could hear a pindrop in The Mainland. Even the afternoon birds were silent. Tinker Bell was the first one to brake the silence! WELL?!?!?!?!? DONT BE SO QUIET! IM WAITING FOR AN ANSWER BOYS!!!!! Well...said the youngest boy, we were playing with mud pies, and we stuffd them in our pouches, and went to Captain Hook's boat, and we go their, Peter Threw a mudball, and now he got caught, and we were in the cage and oh all the horrer!!!!! QIUT OVER REACTING YOU LITTLE SKUNK! The boy started to cry. NOW, IF ONE OF YOU MOVE WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! MARK MY WORDS!!!!! She hissed. Just when she closed the bathroom door and heard the click, we made a run for it. We ran down the steps of our $1,000,000 house, past the ice sculpture of Tinker Bell, Wich one of the boys acidently knockd over with their tails. Then we ran past the vase wich was made of enchanted emralds, sparkling rubys, and beutifull golden paint, made from te meadows of dimondville. Their was only 2 left in the world, and as skunky ran, his huge flopply ear hit it, and it shatterd on the ground. Woops! Guess their was only 1 left in the world now! Next, we ran past the kitchen. We ran twords the refrigirator, and as we passed it, my leg got caught in the main wire of it, and it leand forward opining the doors of the fridge AND freezer, dumping out the contents, Such as weight watcher's brownies for Tink, pudding cups, milk, juices, cheese, icecream that turned to liquid, cookies, chocolate chips, sticky sodas, and salads, and last nights dinner lay their rotting on the new marble floor. We then ran twords Tinker Bell's indoor salon, and knocked over tubes of lip gloss, llip stck, shampoo, hair dye, nail polish, nail polish remover, fake nails, the tanning booth, and Tinker Bell's beloved skinny jeans lie in the puddle of accesories wich have been knoced of of shelves fild with combs and nail glue. CHAPTER 7 Dont stop make it pop DJ blow my speakers up,tonight imma fight till we see the sun rise, tic tok on the clock but the party dont stop, Tinker Bell was in a bubble bath with her ipod in a water proof case, along with her head phones. She came out of the tub, wrappd her hair in the towel, and threw on her robe. Tinker Bell pulld out her wand and said a spell. With a wave of the wand, and a swift movement of her arm, she made herself grow tall as a regular 5ft 4, 16 year old. She came into her room and forgot the reasons that she was mad. She applyd her blush, her masscara that she got from Claires in the Neverlnd mall, and her new red sparkly lip gloss. She put on her new Hollister tank top, scruched her hair and put it in a high bun, threw on her new Aeropastele Shorts, And put on her new head band wich she got from icing by claires. She also threw on her new pink and white Nikes. She took her ipod from her water proog case and put on the song Love Drug by Keisha. Then the biggest mistake that she was going to do was that she was going to walk down the stairs of her $1,000,000 house and pass the sculpture to clean it, go to the vase to get sher credit cards,then go to the kitchen to get a brownie, and to the salon to get her jeans. CHAPTER 8 The boys were headed twords the back door to escape the firey temper of Tinker Bell.**=====