Alex+Mood

GOLDIELOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS Have you ever heard the story of goldielocks and the three bears. well not so much of bears but fears. heres how it really went down. CHAPTER 1 Once upon a time goldielocks was taking a stroll through the neighborhood and found a house that looked like it was never there, so she suspicously walked into the house. "HELLO! ANYONE HOME!" no one seemed to answer .she walked upon a blood stain in the floor, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!!" she continued on her journey through the dreadful house. as she came into the living room she saw a humerus, a skull, and a full arm. "what kind of people live here " CHAPTER 2 As she walked into the kitchen she found three bowls of pourage. "This pourage is too bloody,this pourage is too cold ,this pourage is just right ." she tried to find a fresh spoon in a drawers but all she can find is blood sealed in bags or 200 cans of pourage and backup tricycles. So she walked into a bedroom with three beds, "this ones too hard and wet , this one HAS A DEAD BODY IN IT !!!! , this ones just right . so she went to sleep for an hour or 2.

CHAPTER 3 As goldie was sleeping the owners of the house came inside, a father ,a mother , and a weird little scary girl on a tricycle. They looked around and noticed someone must have broke in their home. As they observed their house looking for evidence or maybe a person. As they walked into the livingroom they noticed foprints leading to the kitchen. as they walked into the kitchen they noticed someone ate all their pourage and opened all the cabinets. so they then detected footprints leading into the bedroom.

CHAPTER 4 As they walked into the bedroom they found a girl sleeping in papa bears bed. she tried wakin g her up and she did. " AHHHHHHHHH!!! who are you guys ", "We live here who are you "im goldielocks", "well goldielocks you don t know what you just got yourself into , we are wanted for premeditated murder in all 7 continents." papa said. "oh yeah well i ... i walk my dog all day."goldie said." well th en i guess you won t mi nd if we ask you a few questions." momma said.

chapter 5 "what are you doing sleeping in our room" he said. " Are you sure your trained for this" goldie said. "ma'am please im 58% CIA certified on facebook." he said. "Ok I was walking my dog and we came upon your house and i decided to eat and sleep for a little and was going to leave in a few minutes i sware."she said.

PROLOUGE SADLY GOLDIELOCKS WAS STABBED AND BURIED IN THE BACKYARD BUT GOOD NEWS IS THE LITTLE GIRL GOT A NEW TRICYCLE.

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