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= __The //REAL// story of Snow White__ =

__ You may know this story as a story about a girl named Snow White who almost got killed by an Evil Witch, but when the witch sent a man to kill her he warned her and told her the witches plan, then ran away and stayed with 7 dwarfs and in a small house and so on... BUT! Thats only half the truth. If you want to know the real story then LISTEN UP!

It all began on a fine spring day when dear Snow was singing a cheery little tune outside a huge palace. A voice from inside said "Mirror Mirror on the wall who if the fairest of them all?" "Your Majesty ... Its Snow White!" "Snow White!... I must find out who this girl is and then get the finest people of the land to help me kill her!" "Your Majesty may I make a suggestion?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?" " If your looking for the finest people in the land to kill Snow White you must get the 7 clever dorks" " Oh yes the 7 DORKS! Thats it now Snow White cant escape any longer. MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!..."

That day the evil Queen went out looking for the seven dorks, rumor has it that they live in a small cottage together now because everyone hates them. She had already made up the whole plan, now the only thing that was left for her to do is try it out. As she walked through the woods alone she saw a little brown cottage hidden by many trees. She walked in and yelled "Hello is anybody home?". That same moment a dork came out yelling "AHHHHHHHH what are you?..." "What do you mean what am I, I am a lady and that is not a very polite way of welcoming someone into your home." said the Queen. For a minute or two there was an awkward silence and then the dork said " I'm sorry for what I said its just that me and my friends live in this house together ... we don't get many visitors, but why have you come to our house?" "I need you to help me kill someone a girl ... named Snow White." After explaining the reason why the queen wants to kill Snow White and threatning Doc. the dork was up for it, but he still had to tell his other friends about the plan and especially little old Grumpy, he was the hardest to convince.

"Dont worry your majesty we will have the job done, my friends will be coming home soon and I will let them know of the plan." Every thing was turning out great until the other 6 dorks arrived. You would think 7 dorks would be able to manage living together in a small cottage but, its not that easy. In the household there was Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, and Grumpy. " You all must have had a rough day today, go get some rest I will be back with some tea." said Doc walking towards the kitchen. " Whats the matter with him today why is he being so nice?" Grumpy asked Happy with a curious look on his face. "I dont know we should find out." After having thier cup of tea Doc began " A lady came to our house today and she... well asked for a favor ... a big favor and she needed our help... so... so I gave her my word for it. "What was the favor?'' they all asked, even sleepy half in his dream. " She is the evil Queen, she needs our help to kill a girl... Snow White"

" WHAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE HER YOUR WORD FOR THAT!?" Grumpy yelled. "She threatened me she said she would kill me and all of you too if we didn't do what she asked. After hearing Doc's side of the story they felt bad of blaming him for it, they all knew that if they were in his position they would do the same.So they agreed even Grumpy, surprisingly. "So whats the plan?" asked Sneezy. " The Queen said that she will send a Woodcutter to kill Snow White but if she manages to run away like she always does then she will come to our house. We have to keep her hostage until the evil queen gets a poisoned apple, disguises herself, and gets a plan to convince Snow in eating the apple. Then we are free, we will no longer work for the queen!" cheered Doc.

Good work, Doc. Its sounds like a full proof plan but when is the queen going to send the Woodcutter to go kill Snow White? asked Dopey. Tommorow, so there is no time to spare we have to be ready!" claimed Doc. That day the 7 dorks worked on their plan and were preparing for the hard day ahead of them still to come. As expected Snow White escaped from the Woodcutters axe and managed to run all the way to the 7 dork's cottage. When she first saw that nobody was home she felt a little scared but then decided to help out. She had seen how filthy the cottage was so she cleaned it with her animal friends singing that same tune she always does. Then she started to feel tired and found 7 beds put together in a row perfect for her to sleep vertically across of. Soon she dozed off and dreamed about the prince that she thought one day would come and sweep her off her feet.


 * The bedroom door creaked open and a voice (Bashful) whispered " Psstttt! guys she's over here, get into your acting roles." So as you know the 7 dorks found Snow White, talked with her, and welcomed her into their home. Everyday they had a blast with Snow White they thought she was the most fun loving girl they had ever met. Of couse the were just "acting''. They wouldnt dare to foget what the queen had told them. The next day all seven dorks went to work leaving Snow White behind to take care of the house. While Snow was making a pie an ugly old woman appeared at her door and asked her to have an apple. It was the queen is disguise. Snow White unknowingly took a big bite of the apple and fell to the floor. **

**"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA" roared the queen "I've got you now!" As the queen said this she bolted out the door as fast as she could. The dorks came back from work that night tired and overworked. They stepped into the house and the first thing they saw was Snow Whites motionless body. "I cant beleive it the queen killed her!" howled Sneezy. "We shouldn't have worked for that wicked old witch shes always up to no good." added Grumpy." There is no use in complaining now, all we can do is save Snow White." said Doc. "True loves first kiss" mumbled Sleepy. ''What did you say" snapped Grumpy. "True love first kiss, I was reading a "Sleeping Beauty" book the other day as a bed time story, it said that "True loves first kiss can wake the princess up!" replied Sneezy.** __

__ “That’s a brilliant idea” cried Happy. “Hey Bashful, you had the part of the prince in Cinderella’s play when we were in high school” said Doc. Bashful almost started to blush. “Yeah, why don’t you be the prince that kisses Snow White.” said Grumpy. “I can do that.” replied Bashful. Whether or not Bashful was Snow White “True loves first kiss”, Snow White was surly his. Bashful was so excited, luckily he found his old costume in the storage room. It was very old wrinkled and dirty looking so they had to clean up before they got ready. Bashful quickly cleaned up, wore the costume and scurried to the motionless body in the living room. He felt bad for what he did, all of the dorks did but they felt that they were doing something right by saving the princess. “Go on, kiss her!” yelled the dorks. So Bashful knelt down and kissed the pale girl on the floor .__

__Snow White got up with a start… “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” she yelled. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Bashful yelled back. Then she finally said “Oh Bashful, it’s you! You are my true love!”. With all the excitement Bashful fell to the floor. “Oh my” cried Snow White. After 2-3 Bashful woke up. It was hard to believe that he would be her true love.”Where’s that wicked old witch” asked Sneezy. The queen had run away and they had to get her! So the dorks went out looking for her. Three hours later they came back with a handful of chopped hair and a big nose with a wart on it. “Hooray!” cheered Snow. “You did it you all killed her!”. That night the dorks and Snow White sang and had dinner together. The next day the dorks said Goodbye, Bashful took his princess and rode all the way to a land far far away on his horse, where they lived happily ever after.__