Ilona+Mood

__The Life of a Spacebar Planning to Take Over the World CHAPTER 1 "Owww!Owww!Owww!Owww!" I screamed as the sticky hand of a fifth grader was slapping me down. Do theeses kids have a brain? Their such idiots! Nothing can get worse than my life, i'm claustraphobic, but theres barely a 2-milimeter space between me and the next key, and I hate being touched. Such a pity that I, a handsome and young individual, am a spacebar. "When I become the ruler of the world, you will surely bow down to me!" I screamed as loud as I could, although the little bug-eyed creature typing couldn't even notice. I started going on about how my plan would definitley work, and a-key giggled. "You really need to learn how to keep your fantasies to yourself. In case you havn't noticed, your like 2 inches long and a two year old can kill you easily." The rest of the keys on the laptop started laughing at me, and I was humiliated. I tried not to pay attention to them, muttering a few words to myself every now and then. Why, out of all the keyboards out there, did I haved to be put on the one where every single key is an idiot except for F5, and I'm pretty sure he died a while back, but im not really sure scince he's too far away. Eventually, the class was done with the computers, and the kids slapped the screen down on our faces, practicly drop us, and shove us in the dark hole until the next day of torture they have planned for me. CHAPTER 2 This night I decided to get my plan ready, and hopefully have enough time before the end of the school year to fulfill my wish to dominate the world. First, I will try to get jammed, and thats not so hard scince theese stupid children manage to get all their food everywhere during snack time. Then, the teacher will send us somewhere to get me fixed. The nerd fixing the laptop will take me off, and I will jump off the the table and go on a journey, getting an army of un-aprecciated objects to help me become an the greatest spacebar that ever lived, and the first person,well,object, to dominate the world. I guess I was saying this outloud, because ctrl asked,"How do you plan to move around, you don't have any feet or legs, you know." angry, I answered back," Well, how are you talking, you don't have a mouth,you know? You don't even have a face! Your seriously,like, demented!". That shut him up, and I smiled mentally. Ctrl, of course, could have told me that I don't have a mouth face, or anything either,but like I said, their all idiots. The next few days were filled with more humiliation,pain, and suffering. How torturess can being a space bar on a laptop? Very. Theese filthy humans were such slobs, and then they were aggravted at us when we got stuck or broke? This is why I want to dominate the world, so that we "useless objects" can finally be appreciated by our "superiors". CHAPTER 3 It's the Monday after spring break, and it seems that all theeses kids have gotten fatter and hungrier, which speeds up my plans. Instead of the usual chips and a water bottle, my "owner for the year" snuck in two white castle burgers and some soda,and he's chewing gum at the same time. While I'm closing my eyes and trying to keep from barfing my guts out, a-key and the rest of the girls are going on about how cute he is. I cannot understand how eating like a big and gaining 50 pounds in a week is attractive, but I guess there brains are about the size of one of thoses random things floating around in the air that you only see when the lights shining on them. With this snack time the human managed to get the gum stuck under me, drench me in ketchup, and pour soda all over the whole keyboard. How I whish I could be on laptop B36, where the smartest keys were. They all seemed to have the most fun unlike laptop A2, where I was. These problems always bothered me, and i wondered if it would always be like this. I dreaded the rest of the week, thinking about what would happen if my plan doesn't work, when, suddenly, I heard the fat boy, **my** fat boy, say, "Ms.Lopez, the spacebar won't budge, but I swear I had nothing to do with it." CHAPTER 4 They shipped us out the next week, and although I was excited for my plan to work, with the way we were geting ther I thought the day would never come. When the idiots realized that in the box there were no lights on in the box they started screaming like they were being murdured. At first, thinking that they would eventually get tired and stop, i was okay with it. IT"S BEEN 5 HOURS. After 3 more hours they shut up for about 5 min. and started whispering, which I was okay with, until they started singing. That killed my giving mood. "YOU GUYS ARE SUCH STUPID, USELESS, WORTHLESS IDIOTS! YOU GUYS HAVE, LIKE, SUCH SERIOUS ISSUES AND ARE JUST PLAIN...UGH!" I screamed, sounding like a whiny little girl. The next few hours were, surprisingly, quiet. So was the next day, when, finally, I saw some light and realized we have finally arrived to my destination, the place where everything in my life would change for the better. CHAPTER 5 My eyes hurt after the hours we spent in the bright room.The fat nerdy guy sat there, taking all of the keys apart and checking our programming. He sat there, picking at the keys, removing them, anf scraping all of the junk out. He seemed disgusted, which made me laugh out loud. Then slowly, he pulled the spacebar off and put me down on the table, scraping off all the gunk that was stuck to me. When he placed me down on the table and went to remove the less important keys, I realized I was free. And, surprisingly, spacebars and other keys could move around freely,well, not really only because the table was smooth but still, I could manage on any other surface. Then,when the nerd was paying the least bit of attention to me, I slipped away. Day and night, I continued on searching for different objects and, after 30 long years, became the ruler of the world. When I got on my "throne" I couldn't beleive what I saw in the back. All the keys that I had spent my life with through all my younger years and, although I hated them before, I couldn't help but admit I had missed all of them.
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CHAPTER 1 Life was really starting to get better for me/ Many people envied me, I finally got a girlfriend, and I didn't have to be controlled by humans anymore. Last time you heard from me, I was being crowned ruler
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